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Nmcdo

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SALOMIAN PIRATE CRUISE ROFL!!
« on: May 16, 2014, 08:58:21 pm »
http://www.somalicruises.com/
GO TO THE SITE IT'S ROFL.
A GREAT READ. -> It's obviously fake but still INSANE funny .
Basically you pay these people and go on cruise where samolian pirates are guaranteed to hijack you twice or youre money back
WHILE YOU SHOOT DOWN THE PIRATES AS THEY TRY TO HIJACK YOU ROFL. They even rent GUNS, including RPGS, MINI GUN LOL, SNIPERS ETC.
At night they play music to attract pirates XD.
Go to the site, a definite read 100 %.
Best quotes from the site
"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots"
The reviews are the BEST PART of the whole site
THE REVIEWS!!!
"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA"
ROFL :D
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