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Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« on: November 07, 2013, 01:49:40 pm »
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Re: Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2013, 02:08:42 pm »
My choice:
broadcast to world (+25)
total of 125 credit

upperclass room (-15)
elite food (-25)
random books (-5)
tv with unlimited movies/p0rn (-30)
consoles with unlimited games (-20)
10/10 hottie (-30)

result: upperclass room with elite food. random books, TV with unlimited movies/shows/p0rn, consoles with unlimited games. 10/10 hottie for sex. the world gets to see my adventure.




alternative choice:
10 extra years stay (+20)
Broadcast (+25)
total of 145 credit.

elite room (-25)
grandma meal (-20)
computer with games and internett(no movies/downloading/p0rn allowed) (-40)
TV unlimited p0rn/movies (-30)
cute 8/10 girl (-30)

Result: Elite luxury room with a grandma meal. Computer with games and internett, as well as a TV with unlimited videos. cute girl for sex. Have to stay 20 years, and the world get to see my adventure.


can't decide which of these i'd pick.
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Re: Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2013, 02:24:57 pm »
Your own bedroom ( - 10 )
Random fastfood ( - 15 )
High end PC ( - 40 )
8 / 10 cute girl ( 30 )

95 credits total

KFC!

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Re: Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2013, 02:26:54 pm »
My choice:
broadcast + additional 10 years +45 credits
total of 145 credit
Choices:
Elite room, maximum comfort -25 credits
Any food -35 credits
Pc with internet -40 credits
choose any girl -40 credits
Ipod collection with random music -5



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Re: Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2013, 03:29:36 pm »
Great thread :D

Elite Room -25
Elite Food -25
Books of my choice -10
Music of my choice -10
Tv with movies -20
8/10 girl -30

10 extra years +20.


Insane to choose 10/10 feminist girl. Remember that you're stuck with this monster for 10 years, just imagine how annoying it would be to constantly hear about her feminist bull****. I guess if it was possible to change her into a normal woman i would go with her, otherwise i'd take 8/10 anyday.

To you who said you would want to be recorded? Are you actually serious lol?
« Last Edit: November 07, 2013, 03:52:25 pm by SamLowe »

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Re: Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2013, 03:58:56 pm »
basic room (-5) 85
Basic food and water (-5) 90
Random books (-5) 95
Random girl (-25) 100
Videotaped (+25) 125

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Re: Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2013, 06:40:29 pm »
Lol is this thread suppose to represent most of current american reality tv shows or?

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Re: Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2013, 07:23:25 pm »
Hmmm...

Elite House      40
Grandma food     20
Unlimited books  10
Cute boy         30


-or-

+10 Years        +20
Broadcast        +25
Elite House      -40
Gourmet food     -25
Unlimited books  -10
Cute boy         -30
Duper computer   -40


Can I get some unlimited stationary/writing utensils (for the first one, can just use notepad for second one)?

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Re: Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2013, 07:02:50 am »
I needs a few clarifications:
- Is girl also going to live with me / is this gf or is she carted in my room for an hour for sex and then whisked away.  (Also am I otherwise alone in house?)
- How does internet work in relation to games.  Can i play some sheep tags?  Would i just be muted in sheeptags?  Or would i be stuck with single player games.
- Getting beat up.  No one chose this option yet.  Can I assume no permanent injury?  This might be unrealistic, but there's huge difference between getting my ass kicked and say, breaking my arm or losing all my teeth.
- Also am I going to be locked in ONLY my room?  If this is the case, absolutely insane to pick anything but the mansion.'
- Lastly on de girl, do I get a choice of 10/10 girls, or is it what I personally would consider 10/10.  I rly cba order a "hot chick" and it turns out she not even a redhead.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2013, 07:05:08 am by drewisfat »

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Re: Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2013, 07:38:36 am »
Quote from: nightmare
My choice:
broadcast + additional 10 years +45 credits
total of 145 credit
Choices:
Elite room, maximum comfort -25 credits
Any food -35 credits
Pc with internet -40 credits
choose any girl -40 credits
Ipod collection with random music -5

i liked this one ^^ downside => no shows/movies/p0rn, and only 1x sex per month. but yeah, i guess u can use ur imagination to jackoff rest of the month.

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Insane to choose 10/10 feminist girl. Remember that you're stuck with this monster for 10 years, just imagine how annoying it would be to constantly hear about her feminist bull****. I guess if it was possible to change her into a normal woman i would go with her, otherwise i'd take 8/10 anyday.

To you who said you would want to be recorded? Are you actually serious lol?

girl just comes for sex. downside = she blabber about her views during foreplay etc (she stfu under the heavy sex).

wots so bad about recorded? i had to think about it, but it seems like a no-brainer to take it. its just ''embarresing'' if people watch you jackoff.

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basic room (-5) 85
Basic food and water (-5) 90
Random books (-5) 95
Random girl (-25) 100
Videotaped (+25) 125

i didnt understand this

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I needs a few clarifications:
- Is girl also going to live with me / is this gf or is she carted in my room for an hour for sex and then whisked away.  (Also am I otherwise alone in house?)
- How does internet work in relation to games.  Can i play some sheep tags?  Would i just be muted in sheeptags?  Or would i be stuck with single player games.
- Getting beat up.  No one chose this option yet.  Can I assume no permanent injury?  This might be unrealistic, but there's huge difference between getting my ass kicked and say, breaking my arm or losing all my teeth.
- Also am I going to be locked in ONLY my room?  If this is the case, absolutely insane to pick anything but the mansion.'
- Lastly on de girl, do I get a choice of 10/10 girls, or is it what I personally would consider 10/10.  I rly cba order a "hot chick" and it turns out she not even a redhead.

the racist scientists would most likely tell you to stfu and make some choices. assume when you have to. but i'll try to add some more info for you :D

1) girl just comes for sex when u request her. ur otherwise alone (only in the room you chose, except if you chose the house).

2) sure, online games work if u got internett. ur muted.

3) getting beat up choice => you're told that they wont break your jaw/knock your teeth out. perhaps a blue eye now and then, maybe some bruises. they wont just spank your ass with a stick 10 times and say ''have a nice day!'', but they won't demolish you either :D

4) 10/10 girl = scientists scan your brain with alien technology to find out what type of girl you consider 10/10, and then send you a random girl that meets the requirements. you don't get to choose.

now make your order before the racist scientists add another 5 years to your stay for asking too many questions (no extra credits).
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2013, 03:26:39 pm »
+ 20 get beat up moderatley once every month, in the long run I think this will be a bonus since it will be something from the outside world that will both break your patterns and bring some sort of structure to your life

-40 top house
-25 elite gourmet food, allows you to get drunk when you want
-10 any books you want
-5 random music
-10 local TV channels, the TV will help you find routines
-30 10/10 girl for sex and because her different views will be good for you in the long run
« Last Edit: November 08, 2013, 04:00:14 pm by Shoop »

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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2013, 05:27:33 pm »
It's still a habit if it happens once every month Shoop, but yea.. I think I'd take that one aswell, you'll toughen up aswell.
+20 Beat up (see above)
+25 Broadcast (In a case where I'm stuck 20 years, I don't give two craps if people can see me or not)
+20 10 years extra (if you're comfortable you might aswell keep it up, think you'll get used to being solitary after a year at most lol)

That leaves me with 165 points.
-25 Elite room. Comfort is definitely important if you stay there 20 years. I'd pick the house, but being able to see the outside world is in my opinion worse for you than being isolated completely.
-35 Any food / drink. Means I can get drunk and there's a huge variety to choose from which makes it less of a daily drag.
-40 PC No-brainer. This will provide limitless entertainment for the likes of us.
-30 8/10 girl. 3x sex per week = good stuffs and no feminist talks.
-35 Most wanked to pornstar. Might aswell to finish the points, there's not really anything else I'd absolutely need from the list.


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Re: Racist Scientists Kidnapped You
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2013, 06:11:51 pm »
I think if some freak scientists gonna control my life for 20 years I'd ask a lot more questions amir :P

-40 Elite house

Absolutely INSANE to pick any smaller house.  Try to lock yourself in your room for a few days and you will understand.  At least with a whole house you'd have enough room to roam around, spend a few hours in different rooms to give different feel.  Even in prison you don't want to stay in your cell all day. 

+20 10 years  This life is gonna be much better than my current life, I get laid and get a mansions!!

-30 10/10 fembot girl.  This would be complete game ruiner if it were a relationship, but if it's just for sex who cares if she bothers you, this might make de sex even better!!  Most redheads are crazy religious zealots anyways, still worth de pain!! The different girl, but only once a month is tempting too.   I assume original 10/10 girl won't age (so she'll stay 10/10)  if she did age I'd probably rethink it and pick this option, once a month with hottie is better than same sex for 20 years with some 40 year old chick.

-35 Unlimited food.  Big step up from gourmet food, since you can try all sorts of new **** every day and get permanently wasted on whatever you like :)

- 40 Unlimited computer.  With this you really don't need the gameboy/TV/gaming system.  Internet and internet games would go a great way to fighting off boredom.

**** I went over, time to get myself beat up:P

+20 beat up!  Idk why this isn't more popular, this much better tradeoff than the fingers/spying and probably +10 years for normal person :P

Hmm I'm still over a bit, and I rly like my fingers, i need them to type and game!  I guess I'll have to get spied.

+25 spied.  This would probably be worst part of it, I think you guys really underrate how awkward and paranoid as **** this would make you.  Most ppl would lose interest, but probably mass ppl watch me have geeky drewsex with fembot, take a shower, etc.

- 10 unlimited musics.  I doubt a random selection would meet my tastes, so this was a must.

- 10 unlimited books since I got 10 left.  Only book I rly need is de bible.  But CBA go -5 on books and get some freakshit quran instead.

(Alternative for me might be dropping computer to the -20, books to -5 and getting rid of spied).


I'm stoked as **** for this scientist to kidnap me :D  I get sex with olivia wilde looking girl 3 times a week and unlimited FOODS!? Sign drew's fat ass up.

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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2013, 12:50:47 am »
Time for a cele to respond ^^

-40 elite house - who hasn't done this? lol
-35 elite food - I wanna eat what I want, and I wanna get drunk on what I want... seems ****ing awesome lol
-40 best sex option (who wouldn't choose meeting a new ****mate everytime if they wanted?, ye it's once per month, but it's someone new everytime so that could be nice... only thing is how do you choose lol :D)
oops ^^ I'm over by 15 time to start compensating

+25 spy (this seems like easiest... I put in 0 effort and get more points, nice)
+20 beat up (actually at first I thought this was bad, but totally worth it)
+20 +10 years

I'm kind of wondering... who the **** would cut off a finger. You could cut off a hand's worth of fingers and still not get the same amount of points as you would getting beat up. some really weird point distrubution there...

okay I have 50 more to spends:
-40 elite computer: beats out all the other options because I get all the other things included (hello? emulators? I can play any game system, and any game ever, I assume that with internet I have unlimited songs, but books are a bit harder to obtain)
10 for unlimited books

Result:

I think getting beat up for **** the person of your dreams is nice. Instead of uggo I can afford h0tty. Think of it as a trade off. Totes worth it. I live in mansion. I get all the foods I wants, and alcohol. I get internet access so I have unlimited music already, and mass games with online gameplay is enough interaction I hope to keep me from going insane lol.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2013, 08:40:34 am by Celestial_One »

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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2013, 05:44:16 am »
All of your love for items and things are disgusting.

 

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